Everyone thinks of 7”s differently – the perfect
format for a pure pop hit, the cheapest way to check out two bands for the
price of one (pre-internet, anyway), a classy option for getting your
demo/oddball ideas out there, throwaway shit destined for the charity shops, or
the first place to go hunting for lost/hidden gems.
This mix tries to fit all of that into 50
minutes. From drugged minimal synth abuse, unearthly Mauritian psych and
wild lo-fi sax action to unlikely Top Ten chart
smashes, a Roland Rat record and Italian punks singing about sanitary towels,
you’re never in the same place for long. Size Matters sums
up everything that’s fascinating, infuriating and totally unpredictable about
spending an extended period of time with nothing but a box of singles.
Scroll down for a full visual tracklist. Some
songs get played out in their entirety, some only hang around for a few
seconds, and a good few make more than one appearance – after all, there’s a
wealth of sample gold in grindcore splits and language lesson records alike!
Lincoln Love
Log – Chorizo (2007)
Lifted from the shittier half of a pretty shit split with Intestinal Disgorge,
who I usually have an embarrassing soft spot
for.
On the list of my prouder
affections are boiled German sausages, sweet mustard
and horror movie samples used
as intros for just about anything.
Hairy
Diamond – Education (2000)
Came across this in my box one day, and my fiancée
thinks it might be hers.
DJ tool hell that
only a price tag can justify, but it makes it sound like I can scratch.
Which I can’t.
The
Residents – Constantinople (1978)
The
best 7”s are usually either pure pop fodder or totally mangled
wipe-outs.
This one is both. The Residents, eh?
Kevin The
Gerbil – Hawaiian Holiday (1984)
The cheapest bit of vinyl I own. 49 pence from Glasgow’s Oxfam Music.
Years of contact mic/fork torture have been
surprisingly kind to it.
The Flying Lizards – Money (1979)
Much like The
Residents, these guys sit on the fence and get no splinters.
A bass playing the beat, a piano full of
ashtrays and a big fuck you to Thatcher.
God only knows what Barrett Strong thought, but it did make it onto Top
Of The Pops.
Number 5, no less. Heady days.
Noam Chomsky
– Political Analysis (1991)
Old Noam keeping us up to speed on Iraq. My favourite hardcore b-side ever.
Hats off to Bad Religion – a total stroke of
genius.
More Oxfam dross.
Rotten
Masters – Tomorrow’s Story (2012)
Drum machine Discharge worship from Richard
Youngs and Andrew Paine
that comes on like an AmRep industrial ballad. The first vinyl outing from the great Sonic
Oyster label,
and quite possibly Richard’s first ever fuck. A keeper.
Lincoln Love
Log – Now Your BBQ (2007)
More grindcore horror hysteria.
The best movie samples usually come from the
worst bands, and this is no exception.
Inexplicably overlooked UK bedsit
minimalism. As late-night-loner as they
come,
Years On Earth had one eye on the whole TG/Coil/NWW axis and one eye on
the door.
Vinyl-On-Demand did a great
job getting the word out, despite their usual tracklist hatchet job.
Wolf Freesler – Your Holiday German (1962)
Those language lesson records are useless for anything other than sampling.
Everyone knows it.
Arthur Doyle & Rudolph Grey – Ghosts II, Part One (1980/2010)
After hearing Noah Howard’s
Black Ark, I had to track down as much as I could
by everyone involved. One of those records. And Arthur threw the gauntlet down like no
one else.
He’s at his best on his own,
and Rudolph Grey could have just as easily sat this one out.
Blowing down a Blue Human - no mean feat.
Junko & Michel Henritzi – Berlin, With Love (2013)
I’ve only ever heard the queen of Japanese minimalism working at her day job
(Hijokaiden)
or in the company of stony-faced conceptualists with too many
books on political theory (Mattin),
so this is a real treat. Any Junko performance is going to be an
emotional highwire walk,
but this one goes straight for the heart strings and
holds on tight.
She’s basically been
doing the same thing for 30-odd years and it hasn’t worn thin yet. True romance.
Everyone thinks of 7”s differently – the perfect
format for a pure pop hit, the cheapest way to check out two bands for the
price of one (pre-internet, anyway), a classy option for getting your
demo/oddball ideas out there, throwaway shit destined for the charity shops, or
the first place to go hunting for lost/hidden gems.
This mix tries to fit all of that into 50 minutes. From drugged minimal synth abuse, unearthly Mauritian psych and wild lo-fi sax action to unlikely Top Ten chart smashes, a Roland Rat record and Italian punks singing about sanitary towels, you’re never in the same place for long. Size Matters sums up everything that’s fascinating, infuriating and totally unpredictable about spending an extended period of time with nothing but a box of singles.
This mix tries to fit all of that into 50 minutes. From drugged minimal synth abuse, unearthly Mauritian psych and wild lo-fi sax action to unlikely Top Ten chart smashes, a Roland Rat record and Italian punks singing about sanitary towels, you’re never in the same place for long. Size Matters sums up everything that’s fascinating, infuriating and totally unpredictable about spending an extended period of time with nothing but a box of singles.
Scroll down for a full visual tracklist. Some songs get played out in their entirety, some only hang around for a few seconds, and a good few make more than one appearance – after all, there’s a wealth of sample gold in grindcore splits and language lesson records alike!
Lincoln Love Log – Chorizo (2007)
Lifted from the shittier half of a pretty shit split with Intestinal Disgorge,
Hairy Diamond – Education (2000)
Came across this in my box one day, and my fiancée thinks it might be hers.
The Residents – Constantinople (1978)
The best 7”s are usually either pure pop fodder or totally mangled wipe-outs.
Kevin The Gerbil – Hawaiian Holiday (1984)
The cheapest bit of vinyl I own. 49 pence from Glasgow’s Oxfam Music.
The Flying Lizards – Money (1979)
Much like The
Residents, these guys sit on the fence and get no splinters.
A bass playing the beat, a piano full of
ashtrays and a big fuck you to Thatcher.
God only knows what Barrett Strong thought, but it did make it onto Top
Of The Pops.
Number 5, no less. Heady days.
Noam Chomsky – Political Analysis (1991)
Old Noam keeping us up to speed on Iraq. My favourite hardcore b-side ever.
More Oxfam dross.
Rotten Masters – Tomorrow’s Story (2012)
Drum machine Discharge worship from Richard Youngs and Andrew Paine
Lincoln Love Log – Now Your BBQ (2007)
More grindcore horror hysteria.
Inexplicably overlooked UK bedsit minimalism. As late-night-loner as they come,
Wolf Freesler – Your Holiday German (1962)
Those language lesson records are useless for anything other than sampling.
Everyone knows it.
Arthur Doyle & Rudolph Grey – Ghosts II, Part One (1980/2010)
After hearing Noah Howard’s Black Ark, I had to track down as much as I could
Junko & Michel Henritzi – Berlin, With Love (2013)
I’ve only ever heard the queen of Japanese minimalism working at her day job (Hijokaiden)
Bruce Russell & John Wiese – California Front (2006)
Mail collaborations are usually a bit of flop, but this is dream-team territory.
If only Wiese could get his fingers into The
Dead C. Bruce, if you’re reading…
Ultra Eczema have put out more
single-song cover compilations than anyone needs
(three to date – Popcorn, La
Bamba and this one), but they’re always worth a look.
This is the straightest cut by far, and it
makes me think of striped shirts and sticky floors,
but it’s pretty hard to
resist. A bonus 7” always goes down
easy, too.
Hairy Diamond – Education (2000)
That name has always grossed me out.
Lincoln Love Log – Now Your BBQ (2007)
I don’t have
many singles with spoken word samples on them, as you can probably tell.
And only one packing a good scream.
Bruce Russell & John Wiese – California Front (2006)
Mail collaborations are usually a bit of flop, but this is dream-team territory.
Ultra Eczema have put out more single-song cover compilations than anyone needs
Hairy Diamond – Education (2000)
That name has always grossed me out.
Lincoln Love Log – Now Your BBQ (2007)
I don’t have
many singles with spoken word samples on them, as you can probably tell.
And only one packing a good scream.
Tampax – Tampax (In The Cunt) (1979/2010)
As far as
band names go, this one’s right up there. Their side of the Hitler SS split
was recorded in 15 minutes, and it
shows. A truly horrific guitar sound,
pure rhythmic slop,
a bassist on the brink and a throat-full of bloody contempt
– pretty much the ultimate punk 45.
Patrick Fitzgerald – Safety Pin Stuck In My Heart
(1977)
Unplugged punks are a grim proposition. Still, this is worth sitting on the floor
for.
Not sure if it’s about domestic
abuse or if it’s a genuinely honest, heartfelt love song,
but what does that
matter? His rarely-mentioned full-length
masterpiece, Gifts And Telegrams,
is a whole other spoonful of sour and should
be sitting on every record shelf out there.
The world’s a funny place, though.
Anne Bean & P.D. Burwell – Low Flying Aircraft
(1979/2007)
Off-the-radar UK DIY made by an instrument builder and a
performance artist
with a serious jones for Burroughs. Once they added a sculptor to the line-up, I got
sceptical,
but this is austere dancefloor experimentalism at an all-time high (in
every sense).
Timmy’s Organism – Toes In The Grass (2009)
I’m a
sucker for a gatefold double 7”, but who isn’t?
Luckily, most of the music lives up to the marketing.
It’s the solo project of Timmy Vulgar of
Clone Defects/Human Eye, so there’s a fair amount
of disposable oddball garage
on the go. When the synths light up, though,
you know you’ve picked a winner.
Karen Novotny X – Future On (1979/2010)
The story
goes that these guys are first wave electro industrialists who recorded a bunch
of tunes
on Chris Carter’s gear, then just walked away. 30 years later, it all came tumbling out. A nice idea,
although the Photoshopped gig fliers
and high-end production job (more obvious on the superb full-length)
make it
all seem a bit Jurassic Park. Quite a
tale, but there’s no hiding those holes.
Keith Fullerton Whitman –
Variations For Oud and
Synthesiser (2010)
I’d love to hear more 7”s from Keith. Forced to shape his sprawling modular
splatter
into something more succinct, the end result here is a masterclass in concept,
artwork and facial hair execution. And
it sounds great, too. A white label
labour of love,
where everything just seems to click. Shame I used so little of it.
Aaron Dilloway – A Funeral With Music (2009)
Noise
goon turned 8-track architect, this former Wolf Eye has thrown up some of the
finest long-form,
time-killing minimalism of the last few years. And his shorter shots are worth a go,
too.
His take on the Lucifer Rising
soundtrack is what to pop for,
but I’ve still got plenty of time for this one. Again, blink and you'll miss it.
Silvia Kastel – Take It (2012)
Refreshingly severe
minimal wave from one half of the slightly over-sold Control Unit.
The whole pre-set revivalist thing was dead
before it started, and Silvia knows it.
This is all blank space, carefully sculpted noise and the kind of snare
sound you’d find
on early Appleblim productions. Who’s going to pass on that?
Noam Chomsky – Political Analysis (1991)
How could
you not want more of that voice?
Pretty
– Moustache In Your Face (1969/2012)
Not much to be said about this one,
other than asking why it took over 40 fucking years
for an official release to
surface. Psychedelic garage perfection.
Dawson –
Biceps (Do You Wanna Feel Em) (1990)
Debut single from this wildly
underappreciated Glasgow group.
At their
best, they could take the tight art-house horror of prime New York no wave
and
beat it into stunning hardcore pop. At
their worst, they were the greatest band in Glasgow.
Seriously overdue on the reissue front.
Bruce
Russell & John Wiese – California Front (2006)
Noise, noise, noise.
Lincoln Love
Log – Now Your BBQ (2007)
Getting pretty sick of the sight of this. Last time around, though.
L’Orchestre Nationale de Mauritanie – La Mone
(1973/2011)
Mind-meltingly dosed Mauritian folk/psych, performed by the
President’s official big band,
produced in Beirut and written to ring in the
country’s new independent currency (the Ouguiya) in 1973.
This shit just does not happen any more.
Wolf Fressler – Your Holiday German (1966)
Mr
Fressler asking that all-important question...
Tampax – Tampax (In The Cunt) (1979/2010)
As far as band names go, this one’s right up there. Their side of the Hitler SS split
Patrick Fitzgerald – Safety Pin Stuck In My Heart (1977)
Unplugged punks are a grim proposition. Still, this is worth sitting on the floor for.
Anne Bean & P.D. Burwell – Low Flying Aircraft (1979/2007)
Off-the-radar UK DIY made by an instrument builder and a performance artist
Timmy’s Organism – Toes In The Grass (2009)
I’m a sucker for a gatefold double 7”, but who isn’t? Luckily, most of the music lives up to the marketing.
It’s the solo project of Timmy Vulgar of Clone Defects/Human Eye, so there’s a fair amount
Karen Novotny X – Future On (1979/2010)
The story
goes that these guys are first wave electro industrialists who recorded a bunch
of tunes
on Chris Carter’s gear, then just walked away. 30 years later, it all came tumbling out. A nice idea,
although the Photoshopped gig fliers and high-end production job (more obvious on the superb full-length)
make it all seem a bit Jurassic Park. Quite a tale, but there’s no hiding those holes.
although the Photoshopped gig fliers and high-end production job (more obvious on the superb full-length)
make it all seem a bit Jurassic Park. Quite a tale, but there’s no hiding those holes.
Keith Fullerton Whitman –
I’d love to hear more 7”s from Keith. Forced to shape his sprawling modular splatter
Aaron Dilloway – A Funeral With Music (2009)
time-killing minimalism of the last few years. And his shorter shots are worth a go, too.
His take on the Lucifer Rising soundtrack is what to pop for,
but I’ve still got plenty of time for this one. Again, blink and you'll miss it.
Silvia Kastel – Take It (2012)
Refreshingly severe minimal wave from one half of the slightly over-sold Control Unit.
Noam Chomsky – Political Analysis (1991)
How could you not want more of that voice?
Pretty – Moustache In Your Face (1969/2012)
Not much to be said about this one, other than asking why it took over 40 fucking years
Dawson – Biceps (Do You Wanna Feel Em) (1990)
Debut single from this wildly underappreciated Glasgow group.
Bruce Russell & John Wiese – California Front (2006)
Noise, noise, noise.
Lincoln Love Log – Now Your BBQ (2007)
L’Orchestre Nationale de Mauritanie – La Mone (1973/2011)
Mind-meltingly dosed Mauritian folk/psych, performed by the President’s official big band,
produced in Beirut and written to ring in the country’s new independent currency (the Ouguiya) in 1973.
This shit just does not happen any more.
Wolf Fressler – Your Holiday German (1966)
Mr Fressler asking that all-important question...
Horace –
Waiting For The Moon (1971/2012)
The
sole recording from these loosely Atomic Rooster-related hash heads.
If a less acidic Comus sounds like something
you could soak in, then the heavy-duty gatefold,
hand-drawn artwork and
detailed liners should sway you as much as the sonics.
Elti-Fits –
Their Grip (1980)
It’s hard to find a drummer who hasn’t been in The Fall at
some point,
but if they played on Hex Enduction Hour, they’re worth hunting
down - a theory borne out
by this frustratingly under-sung stunner. There’s a 7”, a Peel session and not much
else,
which only adds to the appeal, but that fantasy full-length still makes
me sweat.
Amen Dunes –
Ethio Song (2012)
Billed as Amen Dunes covering the songs of an unknown
Ethiopian musician,
this packs a heavy punch, despite the American indie-isms
that shine through now and again.
Horace – Waiting For The Moon (1971/2012)
The sole recording from these loosely Atomic Rooster-related hash heads.
Elti-Fits – Their Grip (1980)
It’s hard to find a drummer who hasn’t been in The Fall at some point,
Amen Dunes – Ethio Song (2012)
Billed as Amen Dunes covering the songs of an unknown Ethiopian musician,